Sunday, August 24, 2008

Ex 37

The fridge and cupboard were emptier than they'd ever been and I realised that at some point I'd started avoiding the supermarket. So, to take the chore out of grocery shopping, I decided to only buy rhyming food.

Soya Cheese
Wasabi Peas

Grapefruit juice
Strawberry mousse

Brown Rice
Coconut Ice

Apricot Jam
Sliced Ham

Ice Cream
Fresh Bream

T-bone steak
Carrot cake

Salad Greens
Tinned Sardines

It posed more limitations that I expected, so I've ended up with a kitchen full of food I'll never eat. I'm not fond of coconut ice, for example and I'm vegetarian so most of it was almost a complete mistake. The cat's in heaven, though. Sardines. Fresh fish! STEAK!! She'll never eat cat food again.

As it is, I still can't come up with anything that rhymes with chocolate, so I'm abandoning the whole idea immediately.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

......... "cream" and "bream" don't rhyme..... :P

Glod said...

Nor do potato and tomato (unless you're amurrican)