The fridge and cupboard were emptier than they'd ever been and I realised that at some point I'd started avoiding the supermarket. So, to take the chore out of grocery shopping, I decided to only buy rhyming food.
Soya Cheese
Wasabi Peas
Grapefruit juice
Strawberry mousse
Brown Rice
Coconut Ice
Apricot Jam
Sliced Ham
Ice Cream
Fresh Bream
T-bone steak
Carrot cake
Salad Greens
Tinned Sardines
It posed more limitations that I expected, so I've ended up with a kitchen full of food I'll never eat. I'm not fond of coconut ice, for example and I'm vegetarian so most of it was almost a complete mistake. The cat's in heaven, though. Sardines. Fresh fish! STEAK!! She'll never eat cat food again.
As it is, I still can't come up with anything that rhymes with chocolate, so I'm abandoning the whole idea immediately.
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......... "cream" and "bream" don't rhyme..... :P
Nor do potato and tomato (unless you're amurrican)
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