Monday, May 31, 2010

Corporate Speak - Translation

"We are a multimedia college looking to start a brand identity project to streamline our corporate image to match our brand values. We would like to engage professional designers who can assist with redesigning our brand identity. We are located in the Sydney CBD."

Translation:
"We are looking for a Sydney based designer to design our corporate logo."

Well, why didn't you just say so?

More funny/terrifying examples here.


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